The macTALK Emoticon Guide...

Communication by email allows the writer to express thoughts and feelings with a degree of openness and frankness which is unusual in face-to-face conversations or over the telephone.
 

Email-based conversations are really a cross between a letter and a phone call, without the tone of voice or or expressive body language with which we usually convey meanings and intentions. Therefore the potential for misunderstandings and even offence is considerable.
This is why emoticons exist.

Emoticons are figures created using the symbols on a keyboard and are read with the head tilted to one side. They are used to convey the spirit in which a line of text is typed. Below are some of the most commonly used emoticons, but there are hundreds of other ones!

The emoticon dictionary...

:-)

smiling

 
;-)
winking
:-(
sad  
:-D
laughing
>:-(
angry  
:-\
undecided
:-<
really sad  
:-#
lips are sealed
:-p
nyah, nyah!  
:-O
shocked
*8O)
clowning  
:-I
hmm...not funny
;->
lewd remark  
|-|
sleeping
=:-o
eeeek!  
<:-I
feeling dumb
:-&
tongue-tied  
|-P
yuck!
:*}
drunk  
:-*
kiss
:O
yelling  
,-}
wry and winking
B-)
wearing glasses  
:-?
smoking pipe
:-9
licking lips  
:p~~~
drooling
(-:
left-handed  
%\v
writer is Picasso!
%-)
not getting any sleep  
@>->-
rose as peace offering

 

 
 

Acronyms...

Email and text chatting have also been responsible for the rise in popularity of acronyms – abbreviations designed to speed up the typing of common everyday phrases. Here are just a few of the most common.
 

AFAIK
as far as I know  
B4
before
BCNU
be seeing you  
BTW
by the way
CU
see you  
CUL8R
see you later
FAQ
frequently asked questions  
FUBAR
fouled up beyond all recognition
FWIW
for what it's worth  
FYI
for your information
GIGO
garbage in, garbage out  
IMHO
in my humble opinion
HAND
have a nice day!  
HTH
hope this helps
IAE
in any event  
IMO
in my opinion
IOW
in other words  
LOL
laugh out loud
MYOB
mind your own business  
ROFL
rolling on the floor laughing
OTOH
on the other hand  
OIC
oh, I see
POV
point of view  
RTM
read the manual
TIA
thanks in advance  
TLC
tender loving care
TNX
thanks  
TTFN
ta ta for now
TTUL
talk to you later  
WTF
what the...!

Use of signature files in your macTALK emails...

You are respectfully requested not to use signature files in your emails, but if you do have to, please keep them to a line or two, and please ensure they are tasteful! If valid complaints are received about any signature files, you will be asked to remove them.

Acceptable signature files...

We do, however, actually encourage the use of short signature files which list your Apple kit and/or main software versions, in order that people have all relevant information to hand to be better able to give answers to your queries. Such info might include MacOS version, computer type, RAM, etc, but please ensure that all this information is kept up-to-date!


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TOP TEN ERRORS
ON macTALK...

 
 
1
  Its versus It's...
Its: possessive adjective.
~ The dog licked its paw
It's: contraction of it is.
~ It's all my fault
 
 
2
  Their versus There...
Their: possessive adjective.
~ They like their Macs
There: adverb.
~ It is over there
 
 
3
  Have versus Of...
Correct: He should not have done that.
Wrong:
He should not of done that.
 
 
4
  Plurals...
Plurals should never involve apostrophes, even if it is the plural of an acronym.
~ The plural of CD is CDs, not CD's
 
 
5
  ie versus ei...
General rule:
i
before e, except after c; or when sounded like ay, as in 'neighbour' or 'weigh'.

Exceptions: 'weird'.
 
 
6
  Your versus You're...
Your: possessive adjective.
~ Turn on your Mac
You're: contraction of you are.
~ You're a pc user!
Note: a common mistake in emails is to miss the r off the end of your, making you
 
   

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TOP TEN ERRORS
ON macTALK...

 
 
7
  Affect versus Effect...
Affect: to change or alter something.
~ Beers affect him.
Effect: to cause or to bring about.
~ The negotiators effect an agreement.
 
 
8
  Where versus were...
Where: interrogative adverb.
~ Where is my book?
Were: 2nd person singular past tense of be.
~ They were pc users.
 
 
9
  A versus an...
A: indefinite article, usually followed by word beginning with a consonant.
~ I like using a Mac
An: indefinite article, usually followed by word beginning with a vowel.
~ It is an orange pen
Exceptions: a uniform, an hour, an honour.
 
 
10
  Some difficult words...
~ Separate ~ Apparent
~ Desperate ~ Absence
~ Necessary ~ Rhythm
~ Beautiful ~ Address
~ Embarrassment ~ etc
~ Accommodation